Chocie
Chocolate: the thing that the whole world revolves around. It’s not money, it’s Dairy Milk, Yorkie, and Milk Tray. It is 75% dark chocolate from the very best producers that powers the thoughts and minds of our generation. Do not be under any illusions people: of you removed chocolate from the shelves tomorrow—that is to say that if a chocolate apocalypse took place—then the world and everything in it would come crashing to a halt. Life as we know it would cease to exist. Think Global Warming is an issue? It’s NOTHING to the thought of all the cocoa beans in the world suddenly vanishing. If that happened there is no doubt in my mind that the effect would be so huge as to stop the world from turning–
So you could say that I am a serious fan of chocolate.
Debates over the best kind of chocolate are, rather than politics, news, economy etc, easily the most talked about things. I was recently on the bus when a debate started at the front, a furious and serious one concerning the rise of the Wispa. I felt that I had to interject with my own thoughts and opinions. I just couldn’t help myself, had to get involved.
My intrusion in to the debate—nice and sharp, so as not to give the two old women to try and fend me off—went as planned: first of all they looked at one another as if I had just asked if I could suck on their eyeballs, and then they began talking at me as if I was deaf, asking what business the rise of the Wispa was to me. I had a come-back prepared, of course: all I needed to do to shut them up was bequeath forward the history of the Wispa, starting with its origins and moving swiftly through the trials and tribulations, up until the present day.
Listen up all of you, I have important news about the val disere chalet bookings for our New Years trip next year. Saturday is the last chance for the overall cost, please get it to me as soon as you can, or you will not, I repeat NOT, be coming!
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